One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

scrub one off

(verb) In the the bluegrass genre it means the starting of the song also know as mash one , cut it , put it in the pocket , drop the big one five, or weld it.

One needs to understand it has nothing to do with jacking off ( all though it could)

ladies and genta mens we gonna scrub one off fer ya

by chip staford June 22, 2011

The Big Scary One

Word used to describe the ultimate badass! Refers to having or behaving as if having a penis large enough to cause fear. Also known as the "BSO".

"He has the big scary one!"

by Wildkir2 October 12, 2011

And If The Left One Is Bigger...?

A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.

Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

by TalcumPower November 4, 2011

cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

one word texter

self-centered person that believes the world does revolve around themselves. in other words a really crappy person that deserves to be treated the same way back indefinitely.

her: he’s a one word texter kind of guy
other guy: you NEED to dump his ass

by killyrheroes November 6, 2018