off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013

Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

Jerk off bun

A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game

I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.

by Jabony December 10, 2015

fuckin' off fetti

Fuckin' off fetti (or fetty) is pretty much throwing away money. E40 has a verse in a Big Sean track where he says, 'You liable to find me up in the MGM casino in the D / Fuckin' off fetti I coulda put on property'. In this verse he equates gambling at the MGM in Detroit to wasting or throwing aweay money, or spending it as though he doesn't care what happens to it.

Fuckin' off fetti/y could draw its roots from the term 'fuck you money' which most commonly means the kind of money where you can tell everyone to fuck off and still be totally cool. In other words, you have so much cash you don't need nothin from no one.

I was out last night and some dudes at another table were fuckin' off fetti buying ace all night.

by bighomiealb January 27, 2016

Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

Stopped Her Off

To shove a dildo in any hole of a body until climax.

I just stopped her off, going home now.

by PrincessJigglypuff November 19, 2019