National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

by And I opp sksk December 16, 2019

National send nudes day

Send nudes to anyone and everyone who asks

Today is National send nudes day

by Tjtm June 2, 2018

National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!

Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

national no more grammar day

January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol

guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Karo national day

February 5 should be Karo national day because it’s Karo bday so it’s more important than any other day in February

What’s Karo national day? It’s Karo day!

by Karoloveschickennuggsts February 5, 2024

National Finger Day

Anyone and i mean fucking anyone that you wanna finger , you can ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY BITCHES ****NOV 3rd

"Hey can i finger you?" "SURE , ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY"

by Cyperohyper November 1, 2019

National post Emily day

If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.

Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*

by Kloepetr April 7, 2021