Your mom 

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

Your mom by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

ur mom 

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

ur mom by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Ur mom 

Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom by anonymous September 22, 2021

Ur Mom 

A lady who gave birth to you; An insult.

Random person: YoU'rE UgLy
Me: No, UR MOM

Ur Mom by LuNa12345678910 September 27, 2021

Ur Mom 

Quite the powerful comeback. So much so, that in an argument, it cannot be countered. Your opponent will drop dead after they hear it, so use it wisely.

Gary: YOU'RE SUCH A DOLT
You: UR MOM
Gary: *dies*

Ur Mom by joeseph.mother September 28, 2021

Ur mom 

Kalina ur mom

Ur mom kalina

Ok-

Ur mom by Specky twat September 28, 2021

ur mom 

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

ur mom by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021