toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Nyo god

Another way to say oh god but to sound like an idiot. Also can be spoken as neeyo god.

“Hey, go take the trash out,”… “NYO GOD!”

by Speedybugle September 26, 2024

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.

I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.

by Damien Steele November 5, 2024

God Apple

A term used by Minecraft players to refer to the enchanted golden apple, a rare and powerful in-game healing item. It is also referred to as a "Notch apple" in reference to Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson.

I found 3 god apples in that ancient city.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 6, 2024