Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson

Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

Cat

I no the big ass cat bite my ass

The man has a big ass cat

by I’m the ass June 21, 2019

cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019