Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

by DaClub January 27, 2018

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.

Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!

by Rnattchapman January 18, 2014

Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

How much is the booty cheese sucker 3000?

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.

I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

by EwUrGrowse May 24, 2021

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

cheese dick

sage loves joey more

x's infinity
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i winnn cheese dick :PP

by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009