When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
Get the Rotluck jobmug. A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021
Get the paint jobmug. The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010
Get the Sandwich Jobmug. A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.
You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."
by ghostories April 24, 2018
Get the macaroon jobmug. A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.
Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs
Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs
Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.
by Shmones November 1, 2021
Get the Dick Jobmug. by BTOpposite August 28, 2025
Get the Tri-jobmug. by Augie_ May 18, 2011
Get the Fost Jobmug.