Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.

A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.

by Mini Little Bobby November 29, 2024

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You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.

Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”

by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024

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OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft

“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”

by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024

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Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.

Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”

by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024

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