Dirty Poirot

Like Dirties Sanchez and Hitler, but with the addition of harshly-plucked labially-extracted pubes, hand-rolled twixt thumb and forefinger, and placed on the faecal mucus-be-smeared filtrum, in the style of a methodical Belgian detective. Particularly suitable for hirsute ladies; those granted an ample bush. When applied deftly, can leave the Poiree with a puzzled and contemplative expression. This is particularly desirable.

As she leant provocatively on the bed, Roderick forcefully entered Clarissa whilst thumbing her shitter. Then, on the vinegar strokes he de-thumbed; rubbed, plucked, rolled and stuck - et voila! A Dirty Poirot. All he had to do then was leave the scene of the crime without any clues...

by The Brown Piper March 21, 2007

dirty hogan

The loving sexual act of inserting 2 fingers up a girls ass and then smearing the residue under her nose and down the sides of her mouth giving her a shitty Hulk Hogan styley handle bar tash.

I was with a hot chick the other night and during intercourse I got a bit carried away and gave her a dirty hogan. Don't know why I never heard from her again!!!

by Bryn Johnson October 30, 2006

dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

by Parikeet March 31, 2020

Dirty Luca

The act of sucking a man’s pp until he wins a game of fortnite

Dang bro you are gonna do a dirty Luca for hours cause I’m terrible at fortnite

by YaMuva1 April 15, 2020

dirty lorena

The act of eating a pill of ecstasy out of a girls asshole or vagina

Last night me and a girl did a dirty lorena

by Bignicenonce April 30, 2020

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

Dirty Gibas

First, a candle is lit to make the ambiance romantic. Then, anal beads are placed inside the stink hole of the woman receiving the Dirty Gibas. The anal beads are then viciously pulled out of the female receiver like a rip cord causing her to have an explosive diarrhea shit all over the bed. The woman is next fucked in her own feces and tied up until she slowly dies of a staphylococcus aureus infection that eats away at her flesh. When the female receiver finally dies, her dead body is fucked and the mung is drank from her oozing orifices.

I just gave my wife the Dirty Gibas, the one thing worse than genocide.

by David the devil dick May 3, 2007