ghetto tear off

when u loose a part of your vehicle and haul a** hoping no one sees!

yo man, we pulled into the store and dropped our brush guard on our car. we backed up and parked in the next row and hoped no one saw our ghetto tear off.

by krystie77 August 29, 2009

off the bungee chord

When something is so inexplicably amazing, you cannot use off the chain anymore.

Man, that party last night wasnt just off the chain, it was off the bungee chord.

by imcoolcuzimakeupwords November 6, 2009

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

towel off guy

A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...

I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.

by gensysmike1 April 9, 2014

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

chucked me off

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.

“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”

by Budget Ninja August 25, 2014

mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.

The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off

by your motha ven November 7, 2013