Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

rock

Tiny perishable stones that make up Korg the perishable rock

Hi my name’s Korg I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke there for you!

by korg.the.perishable.rock October 17, 2021

Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.

Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.

by TheCurator September 3, 2016

Adman Rocks

An online spammer.

I hacked into the boards using Adman Rocks

by Taylor Anderson March 21, 2004

rock like fuck

parting gesture. alternative for good bye.

father: are you going out to get wasted as fuck aye?
son: aye, take it easy
father: catch ya later
son: rock
father: rock like fuck son

by special_ninja January 21, 2012

Rock

Geological formation usually referred to as a yucky grey lump. can be found anywhere such as under dem bedsheets Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at that fat ugly grey lump it must be a rock

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020