fear sex

Not as good as angry sex but slighlty better than regular sex

When the monster started killing people they decided to have fear sex

by DFuego September 24, 2018

Paintbrush sex

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.

Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..

by The_Arteest December 30, 2022

Biweekly-sex

To order a prostitute after getting paid.

John has biweekly-sex. I figured after he would go to the brothel after getting paid.

by Kostbro October 14, 2023

sex panther

a sexually misguided but extremely rare breed that eludes until finding its ideal mate, and when finally found goes "overdrive" and pounces on said *other predator* without any warning...DAMN!

Meeting the sex panther had me like wait ...DAMN!

by Flasss H May 6, 2016

sex and cityed

When a girl plays you,thinks she better than you and thinks her problems are bigger than you, also plays you, then she leaves you for someone else because shes thinks she all that and a bag of chips.

dill, cate just sex and cityed you.

by The Truth here January 11, 2012

Tarantusaurus Sex

Someone who is so horny they run out of things to Fuck.

Trevor is such a Tarantusaurus sex, he started fucking our lasagna, and then after getting bored with that he went after our car!

by Blind russian August 21, 2015

Sex jesus

Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.

“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”

by Havesafesex April 14, 2022