Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 23, 2023

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canadian meat wall

A wall of sweaty, fat, Canadians

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall

by IMAD1PST1CK November 4, 2017

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As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

by ndunkeljensen June 10, 2023

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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

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