amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

Joba (Jobs)

Joba also known as Jobs, is a stunning blond girl that is a teacher. She is very secritive but once you get to know her, she will blow your mind, mentally and physically (if you know what I mean). She is cute, loving caring... She's a gamer amd a biker chick. She enjoys speed and will live you unconditionally. Ever dreamed of that naughty teacher fantasy, Joba is the girl.

OMG, Joba (Jobs) is my biggest fantasy.... I mean my favourite Teacher

by BenjiBen10 June 25, 2025

Thies-job

The act of using a cat to please one's self alike a masturbation sleeve.

I could really use a Thies-job right now

by Ravenclaw24720 June 25, 2025

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

by TheMocker June 29, 2025

Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.

by Gap41 July 5, 2025

Steve Jobs Law

The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“

This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.

Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.

Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!

by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025