person a: "Hey do you wanna watch the simpsons?"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
by ummmmmmmmmmidk123 November 6, 2022
Get the family guymug. a level of excitement where her only really deep thoughts are about the guy who HHL. she is always in a great mood usually nothing can get rid of this except for the guy that made her in this mood. most of the time when a girl is like this she is happy to the point people think she is high from drugs. she doesn’t think things through and acts crazy and laughs at everything
by Badb! February 13, 2019
Get the hot guy highmug. some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024
Get the obnoxious basketball guymug. A faggot
by Mill carton at night December 28, 2019
Get the Cookie Guymug. (Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
Get the Poof guysmug. by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
Get the Fat guy gets served by straight marinemug.