UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

Giankys Mom

Sex Tool

I fucked the shit out of Giankys mom

by The Straightest Man Alive June 22, 2020

blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs

Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.

by ap808 October 21, 2024

Mom

is more than a fearless woman, she’s more than a superhero, shes more than a best friend, she IS your life…

I love my mom
oh my moms about to hit me with a shoe!

by Beatr1x May 21, 2024

Mom's Spaghetti

Eminem's new restaurant.

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden

your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?

by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023