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International talk like a pirate day

The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.

Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.
GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day

GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.
by Bongonator January 13, 2008
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all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.
I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!
by BL April 7, 2005
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scale of 1-10 like---love

On a scale of 1 to 10, where ten is (LOVE)- How much do they LIKE you, or how much do you LIKE them?

*1) I see you around, you seem like a nice enough person.
*2) My spirit seems content around you, we could be friends, i guess, If the situation calls.
*3) I definitely want to become friends, Your cute, interesting, i want to know more about you.
*4) You are very attractive, enjoying the sight of your body very much, I've thought of sexing you.
*5) I'm beginning to know you, for you, your personality entices me, thinking about intimacy even more.
*6) Your a real great person, we enjoy each other, but that's all, i already have my 8,9 or ten. (see 8,9 and ten) So, you are stuck at 6, I guess.
*7) I care about you strongly, think about you when your not around. i really do appreciate you in my life.
*8) I feel the strongest connection to you, i feel like i understand your mind, body and soul.
*9) i have sleepless nights without you, i think about you half of the day,care for you like a care for myself, wanna share special moments with you, only want you to be happy, I'm sad when you're sad, i think am just minutes away from fallen...

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*10) Fallen head over heels in L-O-V-E ( you know that feeling you have for that someone, you cant explain it, but you know it. whatever is your love, then that's when its TEN (10)!!!!!!
girl: "wats my like rate on the scale of 1-10 like---love?"

guy: "right now your a definite 7".

girl: ":)"
by justtherightjew May 15, 2010
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Flat out like a lizard drinkin

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"
by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005
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fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself
I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!
by batash August 4, 2008
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talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner
when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.
by bob magrann June 26, 2007
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Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
by DoraKnob November 29, 2009
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