Ass strecher

A man with a huge chode that will shove it in your ass and make it impossible for another man to get in there

(Oh my ass hurts that man was such an ass strecher)

by Dick moncher March 12, 2017

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ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

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Ass-Back

When someone's ass is so big, their ass comprises a majority of their back.

Juanita how you sit down with that ass-back ?

by Taltsuska September 8, 2016

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Management Ass

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.

I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.

by HikerMan September 5, 2016

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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

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(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!

(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.

by CAPS July 16, 2016

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