Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

The Dirty Audrey

A oral sex position in which the women hangs her head over the couch while laying down, and the man holds her by her ears and proceeds to have oral sex with her face by pumping her head up and down.

Dude I did {The Dirty Audrey } to my sisters friend lastnight.

by jwdalejr1289 October 16, 2010

dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008

dirty hobo

The sexual act of having sex in a dumpster snd finding a piece of rotten fruit or decayed garbage and putting it into the anus or vagina of your partner

I think I got a yeast infection from doing the dirty Hobo

by 8ight 1ne 3hree May 22, 2010

Dirty Luca

The act of sucking a man’s pp until he wins a game of fortnite

Dang bro you are gonna do a dirty Luca for hours cause I’m terrible at fortnite

by YaMuva1 April 15, 2020

Dirty Poirot

Like Dirties Sanchez and Hitler, but with the addition of harshly-plucked labially-extracted pubes, hand-rolled twixt thumb and forefinger, and placed on the faecal mucus-be-smeared filtrum, in the style of a methodical Belgian detective. Particularly suitable for hirsute ladies; those granted an ample bush. When applied deftly, can leave the Poiree with a puzzled and contemplative expression. This is particularly desirable.

As she leant provocatively on the bed, Roderick forcefully entered Clarissa whilst thumbing her shitter. Then, on the vinegar strokes he de-thumbed; rubbed, plucked, rolled and stuck - et voila! A Dirty Poirot. All he had to do then was leave the scene of the crime without any clues...

by The Brown Piper March 21, 2007

dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

by Parikeet March 31, 2020