by ncasndksadksadjksacsandcksandk April 3, 2019

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021

A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.
by Robespierre88 September 2, 2022

Cross eyes usually is very contagious and emmelyn pereira has the worst emmy eye condition on this planet
by Lelan2009 September 22, 2023

by Annoying267 January 13, 2020

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
