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Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain
Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.
by Dicephalon January 31, 2021
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Red Eye

A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.
by Robespierre88 September 2, 2022
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Emmy eyes

Cross eyes usually is very contagious and emmelyn pereira has the worst emmy eye condition on this planet
Emmy eyes looks like she’s blind
by Lelan2009 September 22, 2023
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Eye Racism

Questioning a person about where they are Looking
Girl: why are you looking at :Me That’s Eye Racism
by Annoying267 January 13, 2020
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Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
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