Goic's Tech

A website that sells tech cheaper than other companies

Goic's Tech has better prices than Amazon and Best Buy

by Goic's Tech February 12, 2024

Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024

Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024

Glitch-step-Orchestral-break-Techno

The genre the song Clutterfunk by Waterflame is, made as what WF says best, "a damn clutter."

Person 1: hey dude, have you made this new genre called "glitch-step-orchestral-break-techno"?
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by HistericalYT June 14, 2024

Lamar Institute of Technology

Its the best college its so LIT

Guy 1: Lamar Institute of Technology
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: its so lit
Guy 2: ok

by kerbolisat June 21, 2024

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable

Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024