Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020

Ernie Mc Inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 1, 2020

Ernie Mc Inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good but he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 1, 2020

Dante's Arctic Inferno

When a partner puts Icy Hot on the inside of his dick sleeve, then shoves it into his partners ass and as it goes in, the sleeve retracts smearing the inside of his brown eye with icy hot goodness.

Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.

by anonymous February 2, 2022

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences

"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

by falmed February 16, 2022

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.

Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."

by mevss October 20, 2022