Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

by Parikeet March 31, 2020

dirty lorena

The act of eating a pill of ecstasy out of a girls asshole or vagina

Last night me and a girl did a dirty lorena

by Bignicenonce April 30, 2020

dirty hogan

The loving sexual act of inserting 2 fingers up a girls ass and then smearing the residue under her nose and down the sides of her mouth giving her a shitty Hulk Hogan styley handle bar tash.

I was with a hot chick the other night and during intercourse I got a bit carried away and gave her a dirty hogan. Don't know why I never heard from her again!!!

by Bryn Johnson October 30, 2006

dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008

Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010

Dirty Luca

The act of sucking a man’s pp until he wins a game of fortnite

Dang bro you are gonna do a dirty Luca for hours cause I’m terrible at fortnite

by YaMuva1 April 15, 2020