Hairy Bean Bag

A man nut sack or scrotum with pubic hair.

Suck my hairy bean bag you fucking moolie.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

3 bag method

manner to describe how unattractive your last sexual partner was.

1 bag = A bag for her or his face

2 bags = a bag for his/her face and a bag for your face

3 bags = a bag for his/her face, a bag for your face , and a bag for you to vomit in after your done.

by octy tenticles July 7, 2004

bag n' bounce

to have sexual relations with a female/male/both then proceed to swiftly leave the premisis without the person realizing you left.

nigga 1:yo j-dub,did you get at sarah last night?
nigga 2:ye man, i did the classic bag n' bounce

by johnathan hodges December 1, 2009

A bag of smashed assholes

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

by Eric Renton May 6, 2006

Wet Paper Bag

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

by SaucyWench May 29, 2016

Douche Bag Deluxe

when a persons douchebaggery exceeds the limits of all others, then they become a Douche Bag Deluxe. The Douche Bag Deluxe is at the top of the totem pole above all other kinds of douche bags.

Student 1: dude Vogler thinks hes so good at everything even though he sucks.
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe

by THE GRIZZLER April 25, 2009

Nigga Grocery Bag

Derived from the song BedRock by Young Money, it is most commonly considered a brown paper bag filled with either KFC or a 40 of Ole English.

Lebron: Yo Kobe whats that in yo hand? We got a game tonight.

Kobe: Chill son, I just went to KFC to get a nigga grocery bag.

Lebron: What about the other hand?

Kobe: Bitch, its mah other nigga grocery bag compliments of the liquor store. Ima smoke yo ass after I down these two nigga grocery bags.

by WhitePeopleDoThis April 9, 2010