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Joe mama

A dead joke that was made centuries ago.

nothing more to say.
"Do you know Joe?"
"I don't think so, why?"
"Joe mama!"
"this isn't 2017."
by kwonten February 14, 2022
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joe bartman

a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee
dude did you see that guy? he looked like a joe bartman
by kayschmoy April 20, 2018
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Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
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joe

joe mamaaaa loollll
person 1 : hey do you know joe ?
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *
by jynx your out March 28, 2021
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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Joe Mama

The nice mother of joe who's a convicted felon with a criminal record of thirteen different accounts of arson and fourteen different accounts of murder.
by DRIEDDEIDEDEID September 11, 2021
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Dirty Joe

A smelly Italiano, that’s black and smells like Indian seasoning.
You look and smell like a Dirty Joe.
by BryanPriole December 14, 2024
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