by kwonten February 14, 2022
Get the Joe mamamug. a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee
by kayschmoy April 20, 2018
Get the joe bartmanmug. What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
Get the Joe Cruzmug. joe mamaaaa loollll
person 1 : hey do you know joe ?
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *
by jynx your out March 28, 2021
Get the joemug. “Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joemug. The nice mother of joe who's a convicted felon with a criminal record of thirteen different accounts of arson and fourteen different accounts of murder.
by DRIEDDEIDEDEID September 11, 2021
Get the Joe Mamamug. by BryanPriole December 14, 2024
Get the Dirty Joemug.