john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi January 10, 2018

Big Chuck and Little John

New people in the workplace

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

by 23Birderman August 10, 2023

askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 05, 2022

Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away

1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john

by tig310 May 21, 2014

john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

Hot sexy bisexual john bateson

by Wee john November 04, 2013

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John douglas

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night

John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows

by Johnathon diddlysquat douglas May 10, 2024