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Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail
That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail
by NoPoPo September 18, 2019
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Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
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Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
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Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.
by Xamatron October 16, 2008
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Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
by nanomaton August 5, 2017
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Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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