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Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.
You're second-hand girl but I still love you.
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.
by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021
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Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.
by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022
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washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...
by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017
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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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