Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.
by Central Student October 18, 2013
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Kid from a different high school: Yo how was your first day at school man?
Kid from Daniel Boone High School: Two teachers already quit, one of the students tried to rape a janitor in the lunchroom, all my friends transferred to different schools, the principals nudes were airdropped to the whole school, one of the guidance counselors already had sex 3 times with some freshman, someone brought a gun, and Jonny tried to stab three people in the eye with a paper clip.
Kid from Daniel Boone High School: Two teachers already quit, one of the students tried to rape a janitor in the lunchroom, all my friends transferred to different schools, the principals nudes were airdropped to the whole school, one of the guidance counselors already had sex 3 times with some freshman, someone brought a gun, and Jonny tried to stab three people in the eye with a paper clip.
by Ebs August 27, 2019
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The IB students think the are royalty in this school and the traditional students have a hatred towards the IB students.
The IB students think the are royalty in this school and the traditional students have a hatred towards the IB students.
Shelby: hey girl aren’t you from Fort Myers High School.
Taylor: Yeah, I literally hate these IB students, they think they are so much better
Taylor: Yeah, I literally hate these IB students, they think they are so much better
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Get the West stokes high school mug.A school in Colorado Springs that’s not diverse at all. Very racist. The majority of the kids are stoners and sell drugs on campus. The juul ... is cuul here at Cheyenne and every other school hates Cheyenne because it’s known as the rich school which isn’t wrong. Everyone here will talk behind your back and is fake af. The teachers make you wanna drop out.
Person 1: “hey, what school you go to ?”
Person 2: “I go to Cheyenne Mountain High School ”
Person 1: “oh, the rich school? With all the white kids!”
Person 2: “yeah..... that one.”
Person 2: “I go to Cheyenne Mountain High School ”
Person 1: “oh, the rich school? With all the white kids!”
Person 2: “yeah..... that one.”
by Relatableshit October 17, 2018
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