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funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful
by jakesweg May 21, 2016
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hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
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felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum
by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015
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Going To Monkey Town

The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?

B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.
by sleepingjellyfish February 24, 2011
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Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.
Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.
by Wattigny27 May 14, 2011
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Puppy monkey baby

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.
"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"
by August T September 22, 2016
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Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011
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