the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
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Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?
B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.
B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.
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