Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.

The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.

by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023

Poop

People
Order
Our
Patties

Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands poop

by HZ231 July 7, 2022

Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

poop

comes out butt

i hv 2 poop

by bhui September 24, 2019

Poop

Yellow or brown shit that comes out from your butt.

Nasty Americans don’t wash their ass after pooping. Poop

by Americans are evils February 3, 2021

Pubic Poop

When a girl shits in a guy's pubes while riding him.

Person 1: Yeah matthew, becky was riding my dick and she gave me pubic poop!

by neckyyyy March 1, 2019

poop

1. A word that every single fucking dumbass child laughs at.

2. Friendly word for shit

3. Stuff that comes out ur ass

Examples.
1.

Child1: poop

Child 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

2.
Child1: OH POOP

3.

Child1: i pooped my pants

Child2: kys

by Chick-----------------------en May 29, 2022