Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Looking fish

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

Sd3 Fishing

a fucking legend who will never be forgotten, one you might say will be god. amazing at everything including fishing and lacrosse

we must warship our god, Sd3 Fishing.

by WarshipSD3 November 23, 2019

Fishing for grapes

When a girl sucking on ya balls and she takes a nibble, you yank her up

Bill: yeah suck on em harder.. OW
*yanks her up*
Bill: what are you doing? Fishing for grapes?!

by Dickbuttasshole1 May 3, 2023

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

Swallow a fish

What a cute girl says to show how much she enjoyed gobbling the goop of her boyfriend.

Every time I swallow a fish I feel like I can fly!

by Daveiniowa February 25, 2019

hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 6, 2023