dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.

Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017

Gunnar eye

When one eye is larger or longer than the other one

"Omg look Katie has a Gunnar eye"

by Kaydence January 23, 2017

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Dry eyes December

In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck

Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December

by UwU.rainbow.sh*t December 1, 2019

Vagina Eye

If you have an eye infection that makes your eye appear alarmingly red and puffy... but causes you little discomfort, you have Vagina Eye.

Don't worry, it's just a really bad case of Vagina Eye. You know... it feels great.... it just LOOKS horrible!

by Stuffmybosssaid December 15, 2019

Brown Eye

Another name for your asshole

I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.

by Cumagain December 24, 2019