i like monkeys

monkey cool because they look like cardi b

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by 2mvt May 3, 2021

i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

I-R-E

I- Introduce; Bring to notice
R- Recognize; To acknowledge the subject
E- Emphasize; Elaborate with supporting details

In today's lesson, we will learn I-R-E to support further details on the topics listed in the assignment.

by Cena Payback September 27, 2023

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

I love you

A word that a bunch of little girls use to much, then break up with their little boyfriend about a day later then have a new boyfriend that they are in love with some how. I, Love, My, Boyfriend, So, Much.

'I'm 8 years old and I truly am in love with my boyfriend, even though we will break up in about an hour. Jimmy I love you '
Next day - I hate you your mean.
Next day - I love you so much Alex we will be together forever.

by JigglyPuff123 July 7, 2012

I forgor 💀

Things that middles school girls and rejects say, because apparently a misspelling of forgot is funny.

"Hey bro did you hear that John Krasinski was the main character of A Quiet Place?" "Sorry, I forgor 💀" "Shut the fuck up you social reject piece of shit" "Sorry I was just--" "No you know what shut the fuck up you honestly are not funny in anyway, just shut your fucking mouth for the rest of the god damn day you apathetic shit fucker"

by ZozoTheGlizzy October 2, 2021

Sorry I party!

pronounced: sorry I partee
1. phrase used when the weather produces very drunk conditions.
2. phrase used when waking up next to somone you don't know
3. phrase used when throwing up on someone

Person 1: Oh, hi.
Person 2: Oh hi.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Why am I naked?
Person 1: "Sorry I party!"

by Studhorseroy November 9, 2008