Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

by datonegurl December 09, 2018

Life

that big ball of epic fail you always tell to gtfo

best friend: that sucks
me: that's life for ya..

by TheresaFrances September 08, 2010

life

something that Discord moderators do not have

Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 1: What do you do?
Person 2: I am a Discord mod, so I moderate Discord servers
Person 1: Get a life

by Klopan Rin April 16, 2024

Life

A terminal disease that has a 100% mortality rate

"I have a life." "EW! You're going to die!"

by hahagobrr September 20, 2021

life

fuck

j.t: how's life?
henry: fuck

by yaboi769420 September 08, 2021

Life

The worst thing that exists.
Whole gen Z hates it and wishes to take it away from them.

Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 06, 2021

life

the definition of feeling alive and opening your eyes to see the light.

joey: i want to have a life forever

michael: that is not going to happen, you will die at one point

by fisherman1234567890 November 04, 2019