Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

poop

poop backwards

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023

poop on me

pooping on someone 💩

"poop on me, please!"

by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022

Poop

As funny as it may seem, poop is a noise, WITH SMELL, that COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

I love eating poop.

by briko December 21, 2017

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019