Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Poop

The funniest thing on the internet

Poop funny

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Poop

shit shit shit shit

Poop is a fecal matter that will form over time in your body, When it's time to come out, it's coming out fast .

by Thejustificat July 25, 2022

poop

funny poo uh oh stinky

my poop is itching and how can i itch my poop?

by FunnyJokesThatIsFunny July 25, 2022

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Poop

A toddler's favorite wordy and if you ad Y to the end, their go-to insult.

Person 1 Can I pwease have a cookie?
Person 2 No, it's almost dinner time.
Person 1 You're a poopy poop!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022