Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

drunk of one sip

when your with your friends and you take one sip of alcohol and you get a buzz or even flat out drunk

korey at the dance gets drunk of one sip and is buzzed

by lorck March 29, 2008

shove a big one

When you die really oddly or stupidly while playing a game. Usually Call of Duty.

*Gets shot then dies from fall-damage*

John: Haha get killed NEWB!!!

James: You know what you can go shove a big one!

by Grand-Wizard Swag-Lizard March 22, 2014

one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

one minute wonder

A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.

I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.

by annanas99 February 23, 2015

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015

cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018