Your mom

HOT!

Your mom smashed me last night. Did she tell you I taste good

by The cool mom February 28, 2023

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ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023

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Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 6, 2023

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Single mom shooting

When a male is shooting a gun incorrectly and hitting everything but the target because the Mom left Dad so the male had no father to show him how to be a man.

Look at Pookie behind the car doin a single mom shooting, popping that gun sideways over the roof without looking!!! He’s a product of a single mother.

by D worx March 8, 2023

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Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.

Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!

by D worx March 8, 2023

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Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

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