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Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.
Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.
by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015
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Freedom Fat

Freedom Fat refers to the extra pounds that many Americans wear. It's their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must 'hate their freedom.'
Does all this Freedom Fat make my confederate flag look small?
by Jah Rock September 4, 2015
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fat

What every chick thinks she is but really isn't
She sees herself as fat but she isn't on biggest loser, is she?
by DUFF of the friends October 11, 2015
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fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016
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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016
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Fat stream

A girl with a heavy flow during her period
That girl from mean girl with a heavy flow and a wide set vagina is a fat stream
by Gadhkyv October 26, 2016
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