a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.
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Get the chin checks and eye swoles mug.The look a person gives you when they don't know which side or thing to choose like being on the fence.
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Get the you won't believe your eyes mug.A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
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Get the Crooked Eye mug.A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.
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