skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33

the pasta guy came into my life when i least expected it omg..

by millymellyame August 11, 2024

Glasses guy

The definition of someone who is very nerdy.

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

Guy Hecker

A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.

Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game

Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?

by ◉ ‿ ◉  August 15, 2021

Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

poop guy

a man who poops a ton and usually sprays his poop all over the bathroom.

man this guy is just like poop guy!

by oi hello there December 10, 2020