You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar March 5, 2016

yeah you know what alright, yeah

phrase used when one is excited, pleasantly surprised, confused or has nothing else to say. normally said in a high pitched tone while nodding the head. also said sometimes in order to laugh off something embarrassing someone just said.

Ethyl: "You have just won 9 million dollars!"
Saruh: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Harvey: "You are quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on."
Myrtle: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Tilly: "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
Francis: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Bert: "So I'm going to eat a taco now."
Rhonda: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Gerald: "I have a heavy flow."
Teresa: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

by Sarahsaurus Rex February 4, 2010

think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is.

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...

1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!

by connnor/ conniethecow April 27, 2006

So Josh boy, what a man

This is a term used in awkward or tense situation in places in Ireland. Timing is very important, if it is said in a bad moment it's bad timing, but if said in a very tense or anxious moment, it's good to excellent timiing.

Teacher: Where's your homework? ....How dare you come into this room without your homework! HOW DARE YOU!

Example 1:
Boy 1: So Josh boy, what a man?
Boy 2: Awesome timing

by Shevo November 21, 2011

you keep on playing, what up?

An African American male trying to impress a e-girl and act tough. Usually has a big nose with twig arms.

Person 1:"You keep on playing, what up?"
Person 2:"Pixel, you need to shut the f*** up"

by steelsss March 5, 2021

WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

by Round Table Group January 18, 2008

shake what yo momma gave ya

To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.

cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.

i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.

by RANTwun April 2, 2011