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john snow

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.
by donaldrump November 15, 2016
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John
by Persons31j February 13, 2019
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John 3:16

John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Jesus loves you! :)
If you are wondering if God loves you, look at what John 3:16 says! The Lord God loves you!
by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025
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John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC
I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe
by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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John Bromley

The manliest man to ever life.
John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley
by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021
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