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little jack horner

When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
I'll be back in 10 I gotta pull a little jack horner
by Anderjeet Singh Curtinder December 30, 2011
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Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.
Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.
by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010
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jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
by illusionations January 24, 2019
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Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011
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jack dylan grazer

Who is Jack Dylan Grazer?
Thats an angel on earth
by straightnotfound November 21, 2019
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The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.
"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"
by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012
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Jack off shack

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.
"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
by lillukey August 16, 2018
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