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little jack horner

When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
I'll be back in 10 I gotta pull a little jack horner
by Anderjeet Singh Curtinder December 30, 2011
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jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.
Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.
by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010
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jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
by illusionations January 24, 2019
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Pebble dash the jacks

Explosive diahorrea

Etymology:

Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.

Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet
Sarah found that yoga upset her stomach so much that she had to leave class and pebble dash the jacks for 15 minutes.
by singlewhitegov November 23, 2011
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Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011
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jack dylan grazer

Who is Jack Dylan Grazer?
Thats an angel on earth
by straightnotfound November 21, 2019
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