National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

2 pretty best friends

Nobody knows you have never seen one

I ain't never see 2 pretty best friends

by Keiloni November 17, 2020

A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".

Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011

you’ve got a friend in me

The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys

Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

we do it my friend

It's when you do it, my friend

my friend, we do it my friend

by .leo. March 5, 2022

Fuck a friend with L day

The fuck a friend with L day is on a Tuesday or Thursday in May, where you fuck a friend with L. If your name starts with L fuck someone on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.

Lynn let’s fuck. It’s fuck a friend with l day!

by Louann02 May 12, 2021

My friend named justin

ᵐʸ friend
ʰᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ
ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵

I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin

by PHROGS January 28, 2021