Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

John Morrison

A guy

Look at that John Morrison.

by Karπa June 21, 2023

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.

girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022