german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

soup can penis

A penis that is short in length but very girthey.

Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!

by HandyJ January 25, 2014

your sisters penis

Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!

Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

stegasouras penis lenght

the length of my third leg

the size of a large wang

by kyle seyfert May 13, 2005

shoot my penis

A term for LOL at the forum, CP2

Topic Starter: *posts a joke*
Reply: SHOOT MY PENIS

by RedDragoon August 5, 2006

Chinese Penis Trap

When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.

Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"

by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010